Looking for a birthday card that’s hilariously rude but still full of charm? Say happy birthday in the most outrageously funny way with our “Happy Birthday Cunt Muffin” greeting card! This cheeky card features a cartoon muffin-unicorn hybrid (yes, a majestic "cunt muffinicorn") prancing with sass and sparkles, making it the ultimate risky card for friends or family who appreciate dark humour and a good laugh.

Perfect for that mate with a twisted sense of humour or a sibling who’s hard to offend, this card walks the line between offensive and hilarious.

Whether for a sister, best friend, or your slightly unhinged aunt, this card will have them crying with laughter (or disowning you — either way, it’s memorable). Printed on premium cardstock with a blank inside for your inappropriate message. Warning: not for the easily offended. Give the gift of WTF this birthday — they'll never forget it!